seabois:

i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things

(Source: theironyofwindowpanes, via itsallbeendonebef0re)

i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am

(Source: marinasexual, via itsallbeendonebef0re)

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker, via prophetessa)

i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

because i need money

what do you want me to say omfg

I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

(Source: bookercatch, via cubansandwitch)

battlepope:

booty got me lost like Nemo

(via rneowies)